28 August, 2007

Bonding Over Electrical Goods

HT Tabloid makes me weep. In a story headlined “Bips, John make an ‘electric’ statement!” they write:

Even as the lovebirds John Abraham and Bipasha Basu continue to be under constant scanner of media for whether they are still an item or not, the couple were spotted looking at a range of electrical household goods.. and were even holding hands at Lower P. Cuuuute.

First line, reportage. Second line, analysis. If galaxies are being jolted out of place somewhere, it is only because God is guffawing at Her own sense of humour. Sigh.

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