This is the 34th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
NAAM KATAPPA
My dad asked me if Dawood was dead.
Did he die peacefully in his bed?
Well, listen up, Appa,
We did send Katappa,
And it looks like he got Dawood’s head.
REAL ESTATE
The Vadras have a problem with land.
Well, here’s what I do not understand:
Since there’s such discontent,
Why doesn’t this government
Prosecute them, and not just grandstand?