This is the 66th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
DIPLOMACY
Modiji found himself in full flow.
Netanyahu said, “Please take it slow.
You are a handsome man.
I am a massive fan,
But please don’t give me more jhappis, bro.”
OUTRAGE
Donald Trump hooked up with a porn star.
There was much outrage in the bazaar.
The Karni Sena said,
“We demand Stormy’s head
And that Donald should commit Jauhar.”