11 April, 2007

Don’t squeeze when you can stroke and caress

If you are a man, this is essential reading for you: ”40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women.”

I have pondered deeply over many of these points in the past, and am glad that some of my beliefs have been validated. And, if I may, allow me to add a 41st mistake to this list:

Carrying a list of dos and don’ts into bed with you.

And also, please put that damn Blackberry away. She’s already in bed with you, so there’s no further need to signal your affluence. Thank you.

(Link via email from Prabhu.)