This is the 85th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
EMINENCE
I told Jayant Sinha, high on grass,
“Bro, you have to garland Hima Das.”
He said, “I don’t agree.
She has lynched nobody.
So I will have to give this a pass.”
PREEMINENCE
The tycoon said to me, “Listen bro,
The wealth that I have is not for show.
I bought the UPA,
I own the NDA,
And I will buy the next guy also.”