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A $100 Speedway Gas Card

I think this is a shocking story—on two levels. One, two consenting adults get together in a room to…

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The Times of India informs us, with a suitable exclamation mark at the end of the headline: “Watermelon is…

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Dear Indian Nationalists

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For some reason, this story moves me: Police: Woman Held Cat For Ransom After Losing Dog I feel sorry…

21 April, 2008

If You’re Depressed…

Amitava Kumar tells us a joke from Karachi:

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

(Link via email from Salil Tripathi.)

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