Mr Sreesanth’s Date Filter

The WTF comment of the day comes from S Sreesanth, who, while denying a link-up with an actress named Daisy Bopanna, says:

I don’t think that I would stoop so low that I have to date an unknown, struggling actor.

That shows his class, doesn’t it? He only dates people based on their social status. I can imagine Sreesanth, thinking he’s a stud and all that, hitting on a hot chica at a party.

Sree: Hey baby! I am India fast bowler, I want to daaance with you, rowmaaance with you, want to come on a date?

Chica: Sure!

Sree: Good. But first, tell me what you do?

Chica: I am an actor.

Sree: What kind of actor, have you done any big roles? Have you starred in a Yash-Raj film? Do you have an agent in Hollywood?

Chica: Er, no, I’ve just started out, and…

Sree: Oh, I see. You’re an unknown, struggling actor?

Chica: That’s right.

Sree: Okay then, date is cancelled. Bye bye. I don’t stoop so low.

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Harbhajan Singh, if you’re reading this, please go to wherever Sreesanth is hanging out these days and slap him again. Do it for your country. India needs you.