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21 May, 2007

Question of the day

Question: What do you do when the object of your affection rejects you because you are too dark?

Answer: Sit outside her house for two days and get a tan.

In the case of Saral Prasad from Bihar, this worked. The lady in question “was finally moved by the gesture of the young man and married him.”

So now every time he wants to sulk, you know what will happen. He’ll go outside the house and wait. Men!

(Link via email from reader Nox Rupawalla.)

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