17 December, 2007

Ratan, Meet Lakshmi

Swaminathan Anklesaria Aiyar writes in the Times of India:

To flourish as a global multinational, Tata needs to become more like Mittal. He needs to inspire fear no less than respect.

I think Tata should just become more like Cthulhu. What’s a hostile takeover without tentacular intervention? As Olivia Newton John once sang, Let’s Get Eldritch.

(Previous posts on Eldritch horror: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.)