Snakey joy

I return to India to find that things have changed for the better in the few days that I have gone. HBO is promoting a series of films under the branding “Reptilian Rhapsody.” Two of them involve anacondas.

Have you ever wanted a pet that could eat your neighbors?

On a tangent, one of my friends happens to live in the same building as Yukta Mookhey, and I am told that her dog keeps peeing outside his door. (My friend’s door, not the dog’s door.) Society meetings on the subject haven’t helped. A solution does come to mind now, actually…

Update: I was kidding, okay? I do not recommend this. (Via Gaspode, who likes the Iliad.)