The 3 AM Call

It’s 3 am, a few months into 2009, and the phone in the White House rings. A giant moose from Alaska is running amok in the White House lawns, says the voice on the line, posing a serious threat to national security. Whom do you trust to take that call?

Like, seriously, Paul Krugman, why’re you going on about the economy? Who’s going to shoot that moose?

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