A Belly Bonus

The Sun reports:

Cops in a Mexican city are so fat officials are considering paying them a bonus to slim down.

The central Mexican city of Aguascalientes will decide next week whether to pay £5 for every kilogram that officers lose, a police spokesman said.

The next time a mama stops you at a traffic signal, demanding to see your license, add a premium to the bribe you pay him and make him do some on-the-spot jogging. What bellies Mumbai’s policemen have! If four local policemen gathered to play bridge, they wouldn’t need a table.

(Link via email from Vikram Chandrashekar.)