This is the 22nd installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
ORANGE MAN
Misogynists of the world, unite.
Racists and bigots, you won the fight.
You’ve got your president.
Now begin your descent
Into hatred, your sacred birthright.
CURRENCY
On Tuesday, India underwent
Surgical strikes that were meant to dent
All unaccounted gains.
Still the question remains,
Who will account for the government?