This is the 64th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
SECURITY BREACH
I can’t afford to buy an old car.
I’m filled with envy at the bazaar.
However much that sucks,
I have 500 bucks,
Which means I can buy all of Aadhaar.
MIRACLE MAN
Rajinikanth authored the Dead Sea Scrolls.
He completes marathons on his strolls.
He can do anything.
On the screen, he’s the king.
I wonder how he’ll do at the polls.