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Crack in the Crack

5 February, 2008 by Amit Varma

Headline of the day:

Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks.

I think it’s hard to deny that it’s appropriate. I just hope no man ever tries to smuggle a rooster in his pants, though.

(Link via email from Venky Venkateshwar, who found it at James Taranto’s Best of the Web.)

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Amit Varma is a writer and podcaster based in Mumbai. He has been a journalist since 2001, and won the Bastiat Prize for Journalism in 2007 and 2015. He writes the blog India Uncut and hosts the weekly podcast, The Seen and the Unseen.

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