My life is complete with The Paris Hilton Diaries. From jail, of course. A sample entry:
Day 5: Gandhi went to prison. So did Martin Luther King Jr. So did Robert Downey Jr. and Martha Stewart Jr. and I think Nelson Mandela Jr. Mandela was imprisoned for, like, 50 years or something for being black and also for driving an uninsured vehicle, if I’m reading Wikipedia correctly. Nicky often mentions me and Gandhi and how incredibly thin we both are and how she wonders if he used bronzer.
Such wisdom waxes. I especially like Days 11 and 18. But where are the pictures?
(Link via email from Gautam John.)