Family values

Reuters reports:

Villagers at a wedding in eastern India decided the groom had arrived too drunk to get married, and so the bride married the groom’s more sober brother instead, police said Monday.

Scott Adams wants to know “if the bride is hideous.” Does it matter when you’re drunk?

I can actually imagine the Reuters reporter asking the police that. Guess what they’d probably reply.

“Monday.”

(Adams link via email from Gaurav Mishra.)