This is the 82nd installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
FUTILE EXERCISE
I got an invite that was meaty.
RSS sent me an entreaty.
“Sir, do come and give talk.”
I said, “I will take stock.
Do I have to watch you do PT?”
ASSASSINATION PLOT
I know I can be very boring.
Yesterday my wife was ignoring.
Then I thought of a ruse.
I came up with fake news.
It did not work. She is now snoring.