This is the 26th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
STRAIGHT DRIVE
Rahul Dravid, when he played cricket,
Always put a price on his wicket.
Offered a PhD,
He said, “No, not for me.
I earn my way. Keep your free ticket.”
TIME MACHINE
When you switch on your TV today,
You’ll feel time begin to slip away.
Everything just a blur.
Nadal and Federer.
Two gladiators at the ballet.