This is the 60th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
HADIYA
A Supreme Court judge remarked to me,
“You think we abolished slavery?
Well, let me tell you, mate,
You belong to the state.
Your rights mean nothing. You are not free.”
DADDY COOL
Ivanka told NaMo, “I am glad,
Even though your report card is bad,
You manage to muster
Such a lot of bluster.
You remind me so much of my dad!”