“If there were a sex Olympics,” I wrote last year, “India would win the gold medal in all the sprints.”
Well, guess what—there is a Sex Olympics. Vanessa Mei writes in:
I read your blog about Indians not doing well if there was a sex olympics. Well, we are hosting Sex Olympia 2009. I’m sure there are some events that Indians will do well in. After all, the Kama Sutra does come from your holy land!
Here’s a list of events, in case you wish to participate. National pride is at stake, so I insist that India sends a contingent. We’ll dominate the sprints, and Raj Thackeray’s MNS boys would surely excel at the Team Clean and Jerk. Go India!