Josef Fritzl Wants Brownie Points

Oh man, this is surely the WTF headline of this generation:

Incestuous dad wants credit for not killing children

Just read that story, it’s amazing. The incestuous dad in question is Josef Fritzl, about whom I’d written here. I hope they shove him in jail for the rest of his life and make sure he’s buggered 48 times a day by a posse of trained gorillas, who then get extra bananas for good behaviour because they didn’t kill him. Justice.

(Link via email from Vinjk.)