Jungle-Swinging Jesus in a Loin Cloth

Reuters shares with us some of the dumbest quiz answers ever. My favourites come at the end:

Presenter: What is the currency in India?

Contestant: Ramadan.

Presenter: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?

Contestant: Jesus.

There is an interesting version of the gospel somewhere out there, I suspect…