Just the thing for Himesh Reshammiya

Allow me to introduce you to the Schmidt Sting Pain Index.

I wish to carry out independent experiments into this, and think Himesh Reshammiya would be an ideal guinea pig. I wonder if the bullet ant would be enough to induce a nasal scream.

Of course, if Himesh started singing “Aap Ka Surroor”, I suspect the bullet ant would feel more pain.

(Link via email from Gautam John.)