This is the 58th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
POLITICAL LOVE
RaGa sang NaMo a sweet jingle.
“Modiji, you make my heart tingle.
Forget this doom and gloom.
We should just get a room.
We are both Qarib Qarib Single.”
THIRD MAN
One day Mufflerman began to shout,
“RaGa and NaMo just make me pout.
Amit, I have to say,
They are mile hue.
Why am I always the odd one out?”