Match-Fixing In Parliament

This is rich.

In unrelated news, my blogging will be light this week, as I’m attempting to finish off something that I need to get done by the end of this month. At least that’s the official story.

There are rumours that bookies have staked a huge amount on India Uncut suddenly going quiet for a few days—you know what the odds of that are—and a cartel of bookies has camped out at the Hyatt for a week to try and pay me off. The rumours say that I have succumbed to their considerable temptations.

Needless to say, I deny those rumours. I have work.