This is the funniest first line of a news piece that I have read in a long time:
Angry Christians have protested to Britain’s advertising watchdog over an atheist ad campaign claiming “there’s probably no God” on the sides of buses, asking for proof, they said Thursday.
If I told those “angry Christians” that angry Christians don’t exist, they would laugh at me and say, “What rubbish. Here we are.” Easily proved. But what about God?
(Link via email from Ajit Joshi.)