This is the 33rd installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
LAL SALAAM
One day Prime Minister Modi said,
“Red light culture should be put to bed.
No more beacon on car.”
I said, “This won’t go far.
VIPs have red lights on their head.”
SONU
I met a singer who seemed bereft.
He looked sleepy, and had no hair left.
He told me with a pout,
“I’m gonna carry out
The biggest ever loudspeaker theft.”