Salman Khan Races Begum Akhtar

No, wait, it’s Shoaib Akhtar he races. Such a relief.

Apparently, the two men decided to race each other after dinner late one night, and “jay walkers and stray lovers were stunned out of their reverie to see two brawny, shirtless men running at full tilt down Bandra Bandstand.”

I wonder what would have happened if Salman accidentally ran over some pavement dweller. It wasn’t me, he’d no doubt claim, my driver was driving me.

(Link via email from Bombay Addict.)