Shoaib Malik Ko Gussa Kyun Aata Hai?

Reportage of the day:

Little did he know that three years later, Ayesha would undergo a liposuction and seek a divorce.

Just read that full piece, the story of Shoaib Malik’s alleged marriage is one bizarre, twisted saga. I wonder if Mahesh Bhatt has briefed his scriptwriters yet. I can see Emraan Hashmi as Shoaib, Ayesha Takia without makeup as Ayesha and Mallika Sherawat wearing a bikini in Dubai as imposter sister Nagma. The horror!

(Link via email from Nikhil.)