Some useful advice for pornographers…

… from Dry Rot and The Feast.

I must be growing old—I’d never heard of “speculums” and “browneyes” before this, though this was most useful in, um, increasing my knowledge base.

Disgusting, all of it. Why can’t they just show us flowers kissing, like in the good old days?

(Dry Rot link via email from Gautam.)