The news item of the day comes from The Hindu:
Air Customs seized 59 handguns from the baggage of two passengers who landed at the International Airport at Karipur. […] The two claimed the guns were meant for “agricultural purposes”.
Maybe they were going to plant the guns, water them for a year and get an arms factory out of it. Jai jawan, jai kisan.
(Link via email from Gautam.)