The Allure of a Bosom

Anand Krishnamoorthi emails to point the way to a list of sick words I’d never heard of, many of which might well act as a mirror to your soul. My favourites:

Colpocoquette – A woman who knows she has an attractive bosom, and who makes good use of its allure.

Sacifricosis – The practice of absentmindedly fiddling with your genetalia through your pants pockets: “playing pocket pool” or “pocket hockey”.

Ozoamblyrosis – Loss of sexual appetite because your partner has wicked BO.

Melolagnia – Amorous feelings inspired by music.

Paneity – The state of being bread.

The last one is my favourite of course. And here’s a question for you: If a man achieves paneity and one day finds his soulmate, which song will he sing to her?

Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.

On that note, one last word from that list:

Witzelsucht – A feeble attempt at humor.