I bet you never knew about this particular underbelly. See this picture. And this. The celebrities of Bombay are clearly turning this city into a city of vampires, Page 3 party by Page 3 party. They go mua, you go mua, what’s that on my neck, bye bye humanhood.
Just look at these dudes scoping out victims, mouths firmly closed. Pure evil.
There’s a delightfully trashy, pure timepass book in this. One of you writers reading this should really write it over a weekend or something.
(First pic via email from Aditya.)