This is very funny.
Except that it’s not. WTF?
And really, just see these observations:
If you’re observing her from afar and you notice her looking at other couples, she could be longing for the days when she was once also attached.
If she is not single, then chances are she won’t be twirling her hair and touching other men ever so casually.
Generally women who are not single tend to be less friendly with other men.
Who wants to bet that the guy who wrote this studied in a boy’s school, has never dated a girl and spends much of his time on Orkut? Who? You? Get in line.