This is the 31st installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page.
INCENTIVES
There is a Yogi who cares for cows.
He wants to protect them anyhow.
He doesn’t understand,
Because slaughter is banned,
There’ll be fewer cows in UP now.
DOMESTIC TRANSACTION
A man asked his wife, very nicely,
“Can you please give me some strong coffee?”
She demanded kisses,
And said, “I’m your missus.
Despite that, you must pay GST.”