What Boys and Girls Fight About

It’s all so true.

My favourite bit:

See if you can spot the difference between these two statements:

(a) “Those trousers make your backside look fat.”

(b) “You’re a repellently obese old hag upon whom I am compelled to heap insults and derision – depressingly far removed from the, ‘stupid, squeaky, pocket-sized English women,’ who make up my vast catalogue of former lovers and to whom I might as well return right now as I hate everything about you.”

Maybe the acoustics were really bad in the dining room, or something.

Ah, the joys of life.

(Link via email from Shruti.)