Whodunnit? The media dunnit

The shameless Alistair Pereira, sentenced to six months of jail for running over seven people, still denies that he did any wrong. DNA reports:

When DNA caught up with Pereira on Friday, he scoffed, “I will have to go in for six months, all thanks to the media.”

So now you know the truth. The media was driving the car.

Meanwhile, Salman Khan is a hero. Joy to the world.