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This is the 84th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

JUMLA<\/p>\n

Modiji said, “I have so much spine.
\nI will arrest the rupee’s decline.”
\nModiji talks the talk.
\nBut he’s now in the dock,
\nAnd the rupee has reached sixty-nine.<\/p>\n

JUMLA 2<\/p>\n

There was a promise by Modiji.
\n“I’ll ensure safety of every stree.”
\nSushmaji laughed out loud.
\nShe said, “Bro, don’t be proud.
\nFirst get your bhakts to stop trolling me.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the 84th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

JUMLA<\/p>\n

Modiji said, “I have so much spine.
\nI will arrest the rupee’s decline.”
\nModiji talks the talk.
\nBut he’s now in the dock,
\nAnd the rupee has reached sixty-nine.<\/p>\n

JUMLA 2<\/p>\n

There was a promise by Modiji.
\n“I’ll ensure safety of every stree.”
\nSushmaji laughed out loud.
\nShe said, “Bro, don’t be proud.
\nFirst get your bhakts to stop trolling me.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nJumla - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/jumla\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Jumla - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 84th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. JUMLA Modiji said, “I have so much spine. I will arrest the rupee’s decline.” Modiji talks the talk. But he’s now in the dock, And the rupee has reached sixty-nine. 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