{"id":3451,"date":"2018-06-17T07:57:18","date_gmt":"2018-06-17T02:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4159"},"modified":"2018-06-17T07:57:18","modified_gmt":"2018-06-17T02:27:18","slug":"kim-and-the-fitness-challenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/kim-and-the-fitness-challenge\/","title":{"rendered":"Kim and the Fitness Challenge"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 83rd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n MODIJI’S FITNESS<\/p>\n A fitness expert said to me, ‘Bro, WRONG KIM<\/p>\n Trump was confused when he first saw Kim. This is the 83rd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n MODIJI’S FITNESS<\/p>\n A fitness expert said to me, ‘Bro, WRONG KIM<\/p>\n Trump was confused when he first saw Kim.
\nDid you see Modiji on the go?
\nThat routine made no sense.
\nI am now very tense.
\nIs everything about him for show?’<\/p>\n
\nHe said, ‘I do not recognise him
\nWhere is Kardashian?
\nI want to have some fun.
\nGet me a Kim who is not so grim.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nDid you see Modiji on the go?
\nThat routine made no sense.
\nI am now very tense.
\nIs everything about him for show?’<\/p>\n
\nHe said, ‘I do not recognise him
\nWhere is Kardashian?
\nI want to have some fun.
\nGet me a Kim who is not so grim.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n