{"id":3452,"date":"2018-06-10T10:50:00","date_gmt":"2018-06-10T05:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4158"},"modified":"2018-06-10T10:50:00","modified_gmt":"2018-06-10T05:20:00","slug":"futile-exercise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/futile-exercise\/","title":{"rendered":"Futile Exercise"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 82nd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n FUTILE EXERCISE<\/p>\n I got an invite that was meaty. ASSASSINATION PLOT<\/p>\n I know I can be very boring. This is the 82nd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n FUTILE EXERCISE<\/p>\n I got an invite that was meaty. ASSASSINATION PLOT<\/p>\n I know I can be very boring.
\nRSS sent me an entreaty.
\n“Sir, do come and give talk.”
\nI said, “I will take stock.
\nDo I have to watch you do PT?”<\/p>\n
\nYesterday my wife was ignoring.
\nThen I thought of a ruse.
\nI came up with fake news.
\nIt did not work. She is now snoring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nRSS sent me an entreaty.
\n“Sir, do come and give talk.”
\nI said, “I will take stock.
\nDo I have to watch you do PT?”<\/p>\n
\nYesterday my wife was ignoring.
\nThen I thought of a ruse.
\nI came up with fake news.
\nIt did not work. She is now snoring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n