{"id":3455,"date":"2018-05-27T11:51:31","date_gmt":"2018-05-27T06:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4155"},"modified":"2018-05-27T11:51:31","modified_gmt":"2018-05-27T06:21:31","slug":"modijis-fitness-challenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/modijis-fitness-challenge\/","title":{"rendered":"Modiji\u2019s Fitness Challenge"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 81st installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n FITNESS CHALLENGE<\/p>\n Modiji said, as he tried to squat, EAVESDROPPING<\/p>\n The other day, my toaster complained, *<\/p>\n And a bonus limerick that I unleashed on Twitter<\/a>:<\/p>\n SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY<\/p>\n I woke up excited last Sunday. This is the 81st installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n FITNESS CHALLENGE<\/p>\n Modiji said, as he tried to squat, EAVESDROPPING<\/p>\n The other day, my toaster complained, *<\/p>\n
\n“This is so much harder than I thought.
\nLet us do Photoshop.
\nI will seem so tip-top.
\nOptics matters. Performance does not.”<\/p>\n
\n“In the kitchen, I feel so constrained.
\nAll I hear is your gloom.
\nShift me to the bedroom
\nAt least then I can be entertained.”<\/p>\n
\nMy guru said it was a fun day.
\nBut the day was such crap,
\nAll of it on Whatsapp.
\nI will quit this addiction one day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\n“This is so much harder than I thought.
\nLet us do Photoshop.
\nI will seem so tip-top.
\nOptics matters. Performance does not.”<\/p>\n
\n“In the kitchen, I feel so constrained.
\nAll I hear is your gloom.
\nShift me to the bedroom
\nAt least then I can be entertained.”<\/p>\n