{"id":3456,"date":"2018-05-20T11:48:23","date_gmt":"2018-05-20T06:18:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4154"},"modified":"2018-05-20T11:48:23","modified_gmt":"2018-05-20T06:18:23","slug":"yanny-laurel-and-karnataka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/yanny-laurel-and-karnataka\/","title":{"rendered":"Yanny, Laurel and Karnataka"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 80th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n WAR<\/p>\n Once I had a fight with my nanny. KARNATAKA<\/p>\n My best friend happens to be a horse. This is the 80th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n WAR<\/p>\n Once I had a fight with my nanny. KARNATAKA<\/p>\n My best friend happens to be a horse.
\nShe said she could only hear ‘Yanny’.
\nI said, “No! I will fight!
\nOnly ‘Laurel’ is right!
\nYour insistence is so uncanny.”<\/p>\n
\nHe said, “I must say I find it coarse.
\nIt is so degrading
\nWhat you call horse-trading.
\nSuch slander should fill you with remorse.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nShe said she could only hear ‘Yanny’.
\nI said, “No! I will fight!
\nOnly ‘Laurel’ is right!
\nYour insistence is so uncanny.”<\/p>\n
\nHe said, “I must say I find it coarse.
\nIt is so degrading
\nWhat you call horse-trading.
\nSuch slander should fill you with remorse.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n