{"id":3459,"date":"2018-05-06T11:40:48","date_gmt":"2018-05-06T06:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4151"},"modified":"2018-05-06T11:40:48","modified_gmt":"2018-05-06T06:10:48","slug":"peace-everywhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/peace-everywhere\/","title":{"rendered":"Peace Everywhere!"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 78th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n PEACE IN ASIA<\/p>\n I asked Donald, “Bro, what have you sown? PEACE IN INDIA<\/p>\n Modiji said to Trump, “Hey white knight, This is the 78th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n PEACE IN ASIA<\/p>\n I asked Donald, “Bro, what have you sown? PEACE IN INDIA<\/p>\n Modiji said to Trump, “Hey white knight,
\nNorth Korea has changed its time zone.”
\nTrump told me, “Look at Kim.
\nSee what I’ve done to him.
\nI want a Nobel Prize of my own.”<\/p>\n
\nWell done stopping that Korean fight.
\nHere’s a challenge for you,
\nWhat I need you to do.
\nCome make North and South India unite.”<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nNorth Korea has changed its time zone.”
\nTrump told me, “Look at Kim.
\nSee what I’ve done to him.
\nI want a Nobel Prize of my own.”<\/p>\n
\nWell done stopping that Korean fight.
\nHere’s a challenge for you,
\nWhat I need you to do.
\nCome make North and South India unite.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n