{"id":3461,"date":"2018-04-08T09:44:35","date_gmt":"2018-04-08T04:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4149"},"modified":"2018-04-08T09:44:35","modified_gmt":"2018-04-08T04:14:35","slug":"smriti-and-salman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/smriti-and-salman\/","title":{"rendered":"Smriti and Salman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-76.png\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Smriti and Salman\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 76\">the 76th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaper.timesgroup.com\/Olive\/ODN\/TimesOfIndia\/#\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>FAKE NEWS<\/p>\n<p>Smriti Irani said, looking pale,<br \/>\n&#8220;Amit, editors should go to jail<br \/>\nIf they fail a fact check.&#8221;<br \/>\nI said, &#8220;Hey, wait a sec,<br \/>\nIs it true that you have been to Yale?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>ENTITLEMENT<\/p>\n<p>Salman said, &#8220;Amit, I have a flaw.<br \/>\nI am too soft inside. I am raw.<br \/>\nI killed an antelope,<br \/>\nBut I give my fans hope.<br \/>\nSurely I should be above the law?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-76.png\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 76\">the 76th installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/categories\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaper.timesgroup.com\/Olive\/ODN\/TimesOfIndia\/#\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>FAKE NEWS<\/p>\n<p>Smriti Irani said, looking pale,<br \/>\n&#8220;Amit, editors should go to jail<br \/>\nIf they fail a fact check.&#8221;<br \/>\nI said, &#8220;Hey, wait a sec,<br \/>\nIs it true that you have been to Yale?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>ENTITLEMENT<\/p>\n<p>Salman said, &#8220;Amit, I have a flaw.<br \/>\nI am too soft inside. 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