{"id":3463,"date":"2018-04-01T08:29:51","date_gmt":"2018-04-01T02:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4146"},"modified":"2018-04-01T08:29:51","modified_gmt":"2018-04-01T02:59:51","slug":"two-lessons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/two-lessons\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Lessons"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 75th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n LONELY<\/p>\n A friend asked, “Amit, why do you groan?” LESSON<\/p>\n I asked Steve Smith, “Hey, why such distress?” This is the 75th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n LONELY<\/p>\n A friend asked, “Amit, why do you groan?” LESSON<\/p>\n I asked Steve Smith, “Hey, why such distress?”
\nI said, “These days I am all alone.
\nI once had many friends.
\nNow I must make amends.
\nI uninstalled Facebook from my phone.”<\/p>\n
\nHe said, “Bro, I am in such a mess.
\nThis is not as I planned.
\nDarren quit. I got banned.
\nThe lesson here is Never Confess.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nI said, “These days I am all alone.
\nI once had many friends.
\nNow I must make amends.
\nI uninstalled Facebook from my phone.”<\/p>\n
\nHe said, “Bro, I am in such a mess.
\nThis is not as I planned.
\nDarren quit. I got banned.
\nThe lesson here is Never Confess.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8,10],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n