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This is the 74th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

THE DIFFERENCE<\/p>\n

I told Mark Zuckerberg, “I’m not sure
\nThat my data is super secure.”
\nHe said, “Bro, it’s your call.
\nYou can just uninstall.
\nBut what about Aadhaar? What’s your cure?”<\/p>\n

THE SECRET<\/p>\n

Modiji said to his friend, Putin,
\n“Bro, tell me, how do you always win?”
\nPutin said, with a smile,
\n“My old friend, use your guile.
\nOnce you get power, never give in.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the 74th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n

THE DIFFERENCE<\/p>\n

I told Mark Zuckerberg, “I’m not sure
\nThat my data is super secure.”
\nHe said, “Bro, it’s your call.
\nYou can just uninstall.
\nBut what about Aadhaar? What’s your cure?”<\/p>\n

THE SECRET<\/p>\n

Modiji said to his friend, Putin,
\n“Bro, tell me, how do you always win?”
\nPutin said, with a smile,
\n“My old friend, use your guile.
\nOnce you get power, never give in.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nZuckerberg\u2019s Reply - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/zuckerbergs-reply\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Zuckerberg\u2019s Reply - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 74th installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. THE DIFFERENCE I told Mark Zuckerberg, “I’m not sure That my data is super secure.” He said, “Bro, it’s your call. You can just uninstall. 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