{"id":3465,"date":"2018-03-18T08:10:08","date_gmt":"2018-03-18T02:40:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4144"},"modified":"2018-03-18T08:10:08","modified_gmt":"2018-03-18T02:40:08","slug":"aadhaar-adityanath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/aadhaar-adityanath\/","title":{"rendered":"Aadhaar, Adityanath"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 73rd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n DEADLINE EXTENSION<\/p>\n My wife said, “Stay away, no kisses. REVERSAL<\/p>\n Adityanath said, “I am the King. This is the 73rd installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n DEADLINE EXTENSION<\/p>\n My wife said, “Stay away, no kisses. REVERSAL<\/p>\n Adityanath said, “I am the King.
\nFirst link your Aadhaar to your Missus.”
\nI said, “Love, give your cheek.
\nYour plea, so very bleak,
\nIs one the Supreme Court dismisses.<\/p>\n
\nIn Gorakhpur, I am everything.”
\nThen he got his ass kicked.
\nThe voters can be strict.
\nCould this be the start of a downswing?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nFirst link your Aadhaar to your Missus.”
\nI said, “Love, give your cheek.
\nYour plea, so very bleak,
\nIs one the Supreme Court dismisses.<\/p>\n
\nIn Gorakhpur, I am everything.”
\nThen he got his ass kicked.
\nThe voters can be strict.
\nCould this be the start of a downswing?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n