{"id":3468,"date":"2018-02-25T07:51:58","date_gmt":"2018-02-25T02:21:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4141"},"modified":"2018-02-25T07:51:58","modified_gmt":"2018-02-25T02:21:58","slug":"two-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/two-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-71.png\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Two Jokes\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 71\">the 71st installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaper.timesgroup.com\/Olive\/ODN\/TimesOfIndia\/#\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>FLAKE<\/p>\n<p>Justin Trudeau is handsome and woke.<br \/>\nHe is a virtue-signalling bloke.<br \/>\nSee his Khalistan mess.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s really that clueless.<br \/>\nFrankly the guy&#8217;s a bit of a joke.<\/p>\n<p>GOVT. ADS<\/p>\n<p>One tendency that all netas share<br \/>\nIs one that should put you in dispair.<br \/>\nThey love to advertise,<br \/>\nAnd all their sordid lies<br \/>\nAre funded by YOU, so please beware.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>This is <a href=\"\"\/uploads\/images\/rhyme-and-reason-71.png\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason 71\">the 71st installment<\/a> of <a href=\"\"\/iublog\/categories\/category\/rhyme-and-reason\/\" title=\"Rhyme and Reason -- Amit Varma\">Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India<i> <a href=\"http:\/\/epaper.timesgroup.com\/Olive\/ODN\/TimesOfIndia\/#\">edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>FLAKE<\/p>\n<p>Justin Trudeau is handsome and woke.<br \/>\nHe is a virtue-signalling bloke.<br \/>\nSee his Khalistan mess.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s really that clueless.<br \/>\nFrankly the guy&#8217;s a bit of a joke.<\/p>\n<p>GOVT. ADS<\/p>\n<p>One tendency that all netas share<br \/>\nIs one that should put you in dispair.<br \/>\nThey love to advertise,<br \/>\nAnd all their sordid lies<br \/>\nAre funded by YOU, so please beware.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Two Jokes - India Uncut<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/two-jokes\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Two Jokes - India Uncut\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This is the 71st installment of Rhyme and Reason, my weekly set of limericks for the Sunday Times of India edit page. 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