{"id":3474,"date":"2018-01-28T10:04:14","date_gmt":"2018-01-28T04:34:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.indiauncut.com\/?p=4135"},"modified":"2018-01-28T10:04:14","modified_gmt":"2018-01-28T04:34:14","slug":"a-fuss-over-pakodas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/indiauncut.com\/a-fuss-over-pakodas\/","title":{"rendered":"A Fuss Over Pakodas"},"content":{"rendered":"
This is the 67th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n BRAVERY<\/p>\n The Karni Sena kicked up a fuss. NO WORRIES<\/p>\n Jaitley told Modiji, with much dread, This is the 67th installment<\/a> of Rhyme and Reason<\/a>, my weekly set of limericks for the <\/i>Sunday Times of India edit page<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n BRAVERY<\/p>\n The Karni Sena kicked up a fuss. NO WORRIES<\/p>\n Jaitley told Modiji, with much dread,
\nTheir boss said, “No one listens to us.
\nOur protests were a flop.
\nBut now we cannot stop.
\nLet us go and attack a school bus.”<\/p>\n
\n“A massive jobs crisis lies ahead.
\nThere’ll be no bread to eat.”
\nModiji said, “That’s neat.
\nJust let them eat pakodas instead.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nTheir boss said, “No one listens to us.
\nOur protests were a flop.
\nBut now we cannot stop.
\nLet us go and attack a school bus.”<\/p>\n
\n“A massive jobs crisis lies ahead.
\nThere’ll be no bread to eat.”
\nModiji said, “That’s neat.
\nJust let them eat pakodas instead.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7,8],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n